The Secret Origin of Minute Man - The Bluegrass Version
by BlueBard

{Banjo-pickin' in the background, sung to the tune of 'The Beverly Hillbillies'}

Come and listen to my story 'bout a physicist named Frank;

O'Connor shot him in the heart, and to the ground he sank.

Then, from a statue,

Frank could plainly seeeeeee...

A corruscatin' bolt of purple energy!

     X, that is...

     Wildly frenetic...

     Mutagenic.

Well, the next thing y'know, old Frank's a comic book!

He's got some fancy duds,

And a really mean right hook!

He said, 'Patriot City!

Is the place I'll go, of course!

There I think I'll form a team,

And I'll call it Freedom Force!'

     For Freedom Y'all!