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| Author | Topic: Does Pace still work for Irrational? |
| Glitch_Girl |
posted 05-08-2002 06:14 PM
And so... With the Blue Barron succomming to the treacherous twists and turns of this titanic thread, can other heroes be far behind? And what IS the true identity of IrrationalPace and what is his connection to the stupifying Super Jew, if there is any connection at all??? Stay tuned Freedom Force Freakazoids, when these questions and many more will not be answered in the next sanity-boggling issue of.... FREEDOM FORCE!
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| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-08-2002 08:59 PM
Quote from IrrationPace (allegedly) from another thread asking if the editor would allow more than 4 heroes per squad: ---------------------------------------- Justin Pace
Notice the politeness in the way this "Pace" speaks. The shortness of the sentences. The ability to only use 2 sylable words. Now CONTRAST that to the rich, witty vocabulary that the original PACE used when he introduced himself. Proud. Cocky. A veritable Master of the Universe. Now ... go rent yourself a copy of INVASION OF THE BODYSNATCHERS. See what happens when human speech centers after someone has been replaced by a pod from outer space. Yes, this obvious phony post (no, not this obviously phony post ... the obviously phony post by the obviously phony PACE) ... along with this movie ... is all the PROOF POSITIVE any unthinking lynch mob needs to start a formal necktie party. I say, "This guy is an imposter." I also say, "Get the rope!" And I also say, "Where's my shoes?" (Not really relevant, that last, but my feet just got cold.) But don't YOU get COLD FEET!!!!! Stick by MY guns and lets move forward without a fair trial. For that is the true spirit of Free Force vigilantism!!!! The true spirit of the SILVER AGE! And the true spirit of this thread! ------------------ |
| TheBlueBaron |
posted 05-08-2002 09:15 PM
[MEANWHILE!] This is kind of cool, never had my own apartment before. Wow, the carpet is really plush, the walls are even carpeted! Thanks for giving me that shot earlier, I feel much beter now, but a bit dizzy. Oh, you want to fit me for a new jacket! Cool! I *a few seconds later* Yes, this is a nice fit. Never really thought white with leather straps was a good look for me, but I've been proven wrong. My only complaint is the length of the sleeves. Yes, too long, I'm worried that they'd drag on the ground and - well, yes strapping them back there is one solution, but - actually yes that is a bit uncomfortable . . . Oh, You gotta go? ok, bye! Oh, thats nice, he locked the door behind him. What a nice guy. I wonder where I am anyways? ------------------ |
| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-09-2002 06:41 AM
Oh no! Now, even the might BlueBaron has fallen victim to Pod Pace's nefarious plans!!! Will BlueBaron regain his senses in time to use the new mission editor???? Will Pod Pace turn out, indeed, to be SuperJew???? Will SuperJew, in fact, turn out to be Pro-theian in yet another silly thread???? Stay tuned, true believers. The best has already been told and the remainder is guaranteed to degenerate into the mindless and simplistic ramblings worthy of POD PACE and AncientSpirit!!!!! ------------------ |
| The Crusader |
posted 05-09-2002 07:03 AM
New Theory. People complained about Super Jew and asked him to be banned. If I remember correctly (and I'm too lazy to search), it was PACE who refused to ban Super Jew saying he was just an idiot and we should ride it out, maybe he'd be banned eventually, etc. etc. If Pace were Super Jew he would either 1) defend him vigorously out of a sense of ego; or 2) rip him a new one to try to prove he wasn't Super Jew. We know this is true because I numbered the optionsm, and has been said here before, you can't argue with any facts that are numbered. This means Pace is NOT Super Jew but knows who he is and wishes to protect him. Who would Pace wish to protect and yet perhaps not leap to a vigorous defense of? Spoilers Yes, it's too perfectly logical. It's just what "they" would want you to think. Which means we must return to the first rule of detectiveness -- eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, no matter how highly improbable, is true. If we eliminate that Pace is Super Jew and Irrational Ken is Super Jew, there can only be one conclusion... Ancient Spirit is Super Jew! Who set up the witch hunt for Pace in various topics? I'm thinking it was Ancient Spirit, but honestly I don't remember. He may have only done 1 or 2 of these things, if any, but you got start somewhere. It probably was him. In the conservatory. With the candlestick. He's a shady character who once claimed to be a 70 year old man reincarnated in a 20 year old body. Or something like that. And that's good enough for me. |
| Interceptor |
posted 05-09-2002 07:09 AM
You are all clearly insane. Now if you'll all just look right here... *puts on sunglasses and holds up deneuralizer* So, lovely weather we're having, don't you agree? ------------------ IP: Logged |
| tommyboy |
posted 05-09-2002 07:12 AM
What no-one seems to mention is that 'Ken','Pace' et al could be one individual with mutiple personalities posting on this board as a smokescreen for the giant lizard takeover of..oh I cant be arsed.Is the editor done yet? hunh? huh? how about now? |
| Volt |
posted 05-09-2002 07:46 AM
Volt War Journal: Entry ASDF1234 I'd been on the trail of the Irrational Gang for days, but the fatigue was starting to get to me. This isn't like 'Nam, but it is a jungle. An urban jungle. And if anyone knows about using guerrila tactics, it's their leader, The SuperJew. I knew that as soon as I caught up to him, he'd be eating my fist. Washed down with a lightning bolt. Heh. I made a joke. Sometimes the war gets to me and I slip. No one really knows who's in the Irrational Gang. Some crackpots even claim it's all one person. Even some other heroes I've worked with. None of that matters now. The Irrational Gang is holding someone hostage. Someone who can change the world. He calls himself "The Editor". They said they'd release him "soon", but I'd heard all that weeks ago, so "soon" wasn't good enough for a jaded veteran of the Freedom Force Wars like me any more. I tried to pick up the Pace (Heh. I made another funny. I crack myself up.), but my weary muscles couldn't go on. From the ground below me, I heard some people calling out my name. I knew it was the Four Eyed Avenger the second I saw the glint reflected off his second pair. And when the streetlamp sputtered out, I knew Glitch Girl must be there too. I landed, and saw the long white beard of AncientSpirit. If he's involved in this, it's big, and this cover-up goes straight to the top. But I'll get to the bottom of this. The Editor must be released, and the SuperJew must be stopped. No matter the cost. End Volt War Journal Entry ASDF1234. To be continued in Volt War Journal Entry THX1138. ------------------ "Control electricity, and you control the world." [This message has been edited by Volt (edited 05-09-2002).] [This message has been edited by Volt (edited 05-09-2002).] |
| tommyboy |
posted 05-09-2002 08:22 AM
the other thing nobody mentions is that the so called "lone liason"theory has been discredited by the testimony of oh, wait hes dead.How could Pace be simultaneously posting here and on the mods forum?Are we supposed to believe in the "magic post" scenario?Have we collectively got far too much time on our hands?Oh yeah SuperJew=Urban legend imho. |
| The Crusader |
posted 05-09-2002 08:55 AM
Two new characters for your game... The Editor Strength (Pending) Powers: Hypnosis, Enrage, Mind Blank, Stasis (Area Effect)
Strength 1 Attributes: Weak Minded, Hirsute (immune to flames) |
| The Four-Eyed Avenger |
posted 05-09-2002 09:01 AM
And so our heroes are left literally hanging by a thread as the search for the truth behind the IrrationalPace conspiracy drags on and on . . . With Volt mired in the mucky and murky minutia that makes up the swampy backwater jungles of Absurdity, things look grim for our heroes. Glitch Girl is missing in action, possibly tied up with the Justice Gang; AncientSpirit has possibly fallen prey to Super Jew's paranoia ray; TheBlueBaron has been captured and imprisoned by some unknown agency; the ubiquitous tommyboy appears to be consumed with conspiracy theories; and The Four-Eyed Avenger is tangled in the messy web of confusion created by the Irrational Gang's nefarious Time Master mesh which appears so tantalizingly similar to Galactus yet is impossible to skin as such. . . With all our heroes' energies so dispersed, what will be the ultimate fate of The Editor? Who will liberate it from the clutches of the Irrational Gang? Can Firestorm, The Crusader, Captain Comet, Rocky, and the amazing Hessky rally the troops to help cut through the Irrational Gang's shroud of confusion to free our heroes and The Editor? Tune in next post -- same UBB time, same UBB URL . . . ------------------ "Down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool." -- Sewer Urchin ----- |
| CGregory |
posted 05-09-2002 09:05 AM
Good Gravy! Perhaps the russkies are involved? Perhaps we're dealing with good people who've been cloned... Evil Irrational clones... Seeking to evade rather than answer.. Obfuscate rather than illuminate... And the seekers of truth are dropping faster than flies... O, what dark days are these. Who will save us? ------------------ |
| Glitch_Girl |
posted 05-09-2002 09:35 AM
In a Green Room someplace... "...Wish I could help you more, but they only give me the scripts an hour in advance," said the narrator. "'S okay," said Glitch Girl. "I figured if anyone might know what's going on with Pace and the whole clone thing, it'd be you." "You could ask Pace himself." Glitch Girl sighed. Normals never understood the logic of a Super Hero world. "If I asked him, and he does turn out to be a clone, think he'll tell me." "Oh. Good point. Hey, you're not going back out there, are you?" "Hm?" "I mean..." The narrator lowered her voice conspiratorially. "They're all completely nuts out there, aren't they?" "They're superheroes. You have to be a little insane. I think it's a job req." "Oh. Well, guess I gotta go. Another narration, you know...um, good luck." "Thanks. Sorry about your watch." The narrator looked at the small time piece that had inexplicably started running backwards. "Yeah, how did you do that anyway?" "It's called Glitch Aura(TM)." "How does it work?" "A little too well." Nam?? Ruskies?? Men in Black?? Urban legends?? What is this confounding conspiracy coming to? Will our headstrong heroes be able to unravel this puzzle before it's too late, or could it already be too late for the forces of FFUBBL? Are they doomed to an eternity of endless enigmas regarding theIrrational Gang? And what does the Irrational Gang think of this strange series of speculations? Stay tuned Freedom Force Faithful, when sanity will further take a holiday in the next logic-defying issue of.... [is it just me or are we having too much fun here? ------------------ See my skins at Electric Freedom |
| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-09-2002 03:22 PM
Quote Crusador: ------------------------------------------- If we eliminate that Pace is Super Jew and Irrational Ken is Super Jew, there can only be one conclusion... Ancient Spirit is Super Jew! Quote from Volt: The Irrational Gang is holding someone hostage. Someone who can change the world. He calls himself "The Editor". They said they'd release him "soon", but I'd heard all that weeks ago, so "soon" wasn't good enough for a jaded veteran of the Freedom Force Wars like me any more. Quote from Tommyboy: ... the so called "lone liason"theory has been discredited by the testimony of oh, wait hes dead. How could Pace be simultaneously posting here and on the mods forum?Are we supposed to believe in the "magic post" scenario? Have we collectively got far too much time on our hands?Oh yeah SuperJew=Urban legend imho.
Can AncientSpirit really be the SuperJew? Of is this just another despicable ploy by the Irrational Gang to throw suspcion on the one person to have seen through their dastardly Pod plot we plod through like puppy poop? Having looked down the trousers of AncientSpirit while he was dressing (which is a NASTY job, but someone had to do it), the possibility that AncientSpirit is indeed SuperJew CANNOT simply be dismissed out of hand. By the "cut" of his walk, it is a possibility!!!! And yet, can this hunchedover little man -- who might be 70 years old and trapped in the body of a 20 year old man (and yet who might desperately want to be trapped in the body of a 20 year old WOMAN, instead) ... who may or may not be Jewish himself ... be the illiterate, sniveling SuperJew? Or is he simply an old forgotten English teacher who winces at SuperJew's every mispoken, mispelled word???? Crippled by SJ's lack of vocabulary as if it were Kryptonite itself???? Truthfully (as if that concept could ever be conceived here), despite my attempt to be openminded -- nay, more than openminded --empty-headed! --as we explore the dastardly deeds so PodPace and SuperJew ... I am now taken by the by the sharp-witted observation of Volt who has put together the hostage aspect of the Editor and the promises of the Irrational Gang to release The Editor soon. WELL DONE, VOLT!!! Irrational themselves have acknowledged their lack of correspondence as they "ready" the Editor for release. They were "too busy", they say. To busy "preparing" The Editor with "documentation" and "scripts" to be used. Crusader, I implore you to look past your suspicions that AncientSpirit and SuperJew are one. That is clearly impossible since AncientSpirit wears GLASSES and SuperJew does not. So, with that alone, they look TOTALLY DIFFERENT! No fine-minded FF fan could be duped that way, though many other ways come readily to mind. No. Keep your eyes re-directed where Volt has set them. And ask yourself? Who stands to benefit from confusing the fans by the PodPace switch and the holding of the Editor???? And like Tommyboy ask yourself if you believe in the "magic post" scenario, where Pace could do so much damage to this community with a single post -- his nefarious "Introduction" thread. And am proud of so many of you on this thread for breaking the code of silence and replacing it with a stronger code of sound. Yes, this is a sound thread with sound ideas and the perfect way to sound off against the unsound practice of holding our beloved Editor hostage until his release. For the record, I deny that I am SuperJew and swear by everything HOLY that I am not. (However, as the account who does my taxes will tell you, my word means nothing -- and even less when given under oath.) Where does this leave us? A day closer to the release of The Editor???? Will SuperJew bite the Bullet and disappear from this boards???? Or will we keep telling him to simply go bite himself??? The answers to all these questions ... and MANY MORE ... will soon be answered ... (and by extremely chaotic people who simply do not have A CLUE!) Until then, ask yourself these questions as well: 1) WHAT did the president of Irrational forget to tell about Pace's disappearence? 2) WHEN did he forget to tell us? 3) And WHO benefits most from not releasing "The Editor" without "proper documentation"????? Only a fool could say. And with that, I invite your immediate responses, all.
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| TheBlueBaron |
posted 05-09-2002 04:59 PM
*watching the smurfs on TV* Ha! Take that you dirty old man! and your nasty cat too! Smurfs are good, but I wish I could change the channel, too bad I can't use my arms oh well. *continues watching smurfs* [a few rooms over] Faceless Grunt talking on phone: Yes sir, he's responding to the drugs and mind control well sir. "..." Yes we should be done soon. "..." No sir, this is a completely secure operation. "..." No sir, we won't release him until he is ready. "..." Yes sir, the perfect image of Super Jew. "..." yes, good bye, Mr. president. *DRAMATIC CHORD* ------------------ [This message has been edited by TheBlueBaron (edited 05-09-2002).] |
| Volt |
posted 05-09-2002 04:59 PM
Volt War Journal: Entry THX1138 The Justice Gang weren't much help, but at least I opened one of their eyes. AncientSpirit has seen the truth at last. Two new suspects have entered the field. The undeniable link between The Super Jew and Pro-thien can't be denied. Neither one can spell. Both are annoying. Both live beneath bridges demanding gold from travelers, and have a penchant for fire. I wonder. Theory #C3PO: There may be only one member of the Irrational Gang. Meanwhile, megman has publicly proclaimed his love for Glitch Girl. Theory #R2D2: Glitch Girl causes mechanical devices to malfunction. The Editor can change our world through mechanical devices. Megman is attempting to lure Glitch Girl near The Editor, and thereby destroy his ability to save us all. The Super Jew will have to wait. There's only one way to secure the release of The Editor. It's time to set a trap for megman. And Glitch Girl is the bait. Justice is a harsh mistress, but I suckle at her bosom nonetheless. End Volt War Journal: Entry THX1138. To be continued in Volt War Journal: Entry OU812 ------------------ "Control electricity, and you control the world." [This message has been edited by Volt (edited 05-09-2002).] |
| The Crusader |
posted 05-09-2002 07:55 PM
Curses! I could have had the "Daredevil listen to your heartbeat and know if you're lying" power, but I chose "Ionization Beam, Crispy Fry Version". Crap. Well, Ancient Spirit, if you won't talk the truth on your taxes, perhaps you'll cry over spilt beans when a justice sized bolt of lightning is worth two in the bush. Wait, that doesn't make sense.... blacking out... must... be... Mixed Metaphor Man... help..... ... |
| Glitch_Girl |
posted 05-09-2002 07:58 PM
quote: (Glitch Girl looks down to see a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers sitting in a very obvious snare trap. A sign with an arrow on it says "4 Glytch Gurl") Glitch Girl: "You have GOT to be kidding me." ------------------ See my skins at Electric Freedom |
| Rocky |
posted 05-09-2002 08:38 PM
Enough spam already. Get a life, people. You're pathetic, do you know that. Babbling on and on and on about nothing. Sheesh. Enough already. Don't you have anything more productive to do then post here all the time? [Rocky looks at the counter indicating his total number of posts > 500.] Uh... never mind. |
| The Four-Eyed Avenger |
posted 05-09-2002 08:46 PM
And what have we here? It seems that AncientSpirit and The Four-Eyed Avenger BOTH wear the same style of pants, which means that NEITHER of them could possibly be the Super Jew . . . or any sort of Jew at all, since neither of them could make the "cut!" But wait -- could appearances be even more deceiving? Both AncientSpirit and The Four-Eyed Avenger have far better vocabularies and grammer than the Super Jew, and both are prone to long, rambling, senseless posts -- and now we find that AncientSpirit ALSO wears glasses . . . much like the Four-Eyed Avenger, who MUST wear glasses in order to live up to his name. Could it be? Could AncientSpirit and The Four-Eyed Avenger be one and the same? If so, what sort of wrench does this throw into the entire equation? And what does this have to do with the time disks, or IrrationalPace? Tune in next post -- same UBB time, same UBB URL!
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| Firestorm |
posted 05-09-2002 08:56 PM
I sense a darker force at work here. Consider this friends... While we're all busy attempting to decipher this new mystery we've all been somewhat diverted from focusing on our main goal here, and that fellow allies is to get our hands on that powerful editor mechanism. Somewhere in the depths of Irrational HQ it lies (I believe it's in Boston, but but I'm open to new suggestions), it's vast power untapped, waiting, growing stronger everyday. Could it be that this new mission we've been focusing on is merely a ploy thought up by the genetically modified energy-x brain creatures at Irrational? I'm not suggesting that we leave this issue un-investigated, but tread lightly my friends and don't lose your focus: we must attain that editor. And we can only do so by working together... ------------------ |
| TheBlueBaron |
posted 05-09-2002 09:21 PM
[Batman and robin leap into the scene, the ones from the 60's TV show] Robin: Holy conspiracy theories Batman! Batman: (with Adam West voice and everything) Yes Robin! These theories are full of holes large enough to drive the batmobile through. We must get to the bottom of this, but we can't do it alone. To the batcave! [screen flashes with several colors as the bat logo zooms in and out] *Batman and Robin run into the scene* [screen flashes with several colors as the bat logo zooms in and out] *MEANWHILE* BB: laaaaaa laaaaa laaa *drools* *image is suddenly replace with a swhirling patern as a disembodied voice wafts in* VOICE: YOU WILL DESTROY IRRATIONAL PACE. YOU WILL PREVENT THE BOARD FROM OBTAINING THE EDITOR. YOU WILL HATE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN FREEDOM FORCE. YOU WILL PRETEND TO BELONG TO ANOTHER RELIGION AND ACCUSE PEOPLE OF BEING EVIL. YOU WILL... *voice continues on as Blue Baron continues to stare into the screen* Fade out: ------------------ |
| tommyboy |
posted 05-10-2002 03:10 AM
Well, I think a pretty clear picture has become visible on reveiwing this thread. 1.Pace is clearly being mind controlled, possibly by the puppet master to what end we can only speculate (wildly). 2.Examination of screenshots taken from the alleged "game" clearly show the shadows under the characters are wrong.The whole game is a massive N.A.S.A. perpetrated fake shot on a movie set in California. 3.We've seen the signs and portents for a while but not recognized their significance. Can it be that the Super-you-know-who is one of the legendary 'Heralds of Editorus'.Yes Editorus, feared devourer of posts. 4.There is no 4. |
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IrrationalPace Irrational |
posted 05-10-2002 03:19 AM
Interesting theories. Only time will tell which is true. Considering how expansive this thread has gotten, I'm beginning to think I'll never be able to take another day off again. Of course, the work is fun, and does take away the drudgery of being kidnapped and trapped within Irrational's secret underground base, undergoing various experiments designed to transform me into a sort of "Super-Online-Community-Liaison." Which is nice, I think. Oops. Did I give away the plotline? Sorry. ------------------ |
| Volt |
posted 05-10-2002 03:34 AM
Volt War Journal: Entry OU812 New monkey wrenches have been thrown into my plans. I'm not sure why they're monkey wrenches and not just normal wrenches, but I am sure that isn't important. Theory #IG88: Glitch Girl has the ability to disrupt mechanical devices. A computer is a mechanical device. How can Glitch Girl post messages? Glitch Girl has a strange ability to describe everything that is going on. Glitch Girl is pulling all our strings. Hurm. Pace just showed up. Something smells like fish, and if my nose doesn't deceive me, I'd say it's a red herring. I made another joke. The war must really be getting to me. I crack myself up, and risk my own life. I'm more dangerous to myself than The Super Jew. I don't know who to trust anymore. Including myself. I never realized one of my powers was super-humor. I was wrong: This is just like 'Nam. End Volt War Journal: Entry OU812. To be continued in Volt War Journal: Entry 90210 ------------------ "Control electricity, and you control the world." |
| tommyboy |
posted 05-10-2002 05:21 AM
I just noticed, Pace(if indeed thats who you are),youre up very late or early if your posting time speaks truly.Now myself, I spend the dark hours prowling bulletin boards looking to thwart wrongdoers(often dressed as vermin of somekind, after all, programmers are a cowardly and superstitious lot),but whats your excuse? Oh, and in response to the original query; why yes, yes he does. |
| BlueBard |
posted 05-10-2002 06:34 AM
NEWS FLASH!!! IrrationalPace has just been sighted in the Mod Forum!
quote: SO... Now we have someone *claiming* to be Pace caught making clandestine arrangements to receive a secret 'tutorial'... WHAT can this *possibly* mean??? Obviously, these tutorials must have something to do with Irrational's nefarious plot to turn the gamers of the world into FF mod zombies!!! |
| Glitch_Girl |
posted 05-10-2002 07:21 AM
quote: HORRORS!! Can it be true? Does the irrespresable Irrational Gang plan to turn the world into Irrational Zombies... or has he done it already (as evidence by this thread) And what of their secret and dangerous experiements to create the Super-Online-Community-Liaison? What does this mean for our semi-heroic heroes? Will the brainwashed Blue Barron become the next Super Jew? Will Volt get his head out of Nam his journal long enough to do something? Will any of the Four-Eyed Avenger's or AncientSpirit's farfetched flights of fancy turn out to be terribly true? Are Glitch Girl and the narrator the same person? [offscreen voice: "No we're not!"] And what of our other heroes, what will they do in this time of crisis? What about ADAM WEST??? Turn in next time True Believers, for the next Incredibly irrational issue of FREEDOM FORCE: ATTACK OF THE CL- (Wha'...? You mean we can't use that name..? Then what... Oh. Okay.) ahem. Turn in next time True Believers, for the next Incredibly irrational issue of FREEDOM FORCE: THE IRRATIONALPACE SAGA!! ------------------ See my skins at Electric Freedom |
| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-10-2002 07:21 AM
Quote from IrrationalPace (allegedly) ----------------------------------------- Considering how expansive this thread has gotten, I'm beginning to think I'll never be able to take another day off again. ------------------------------------------ Oh, what treachery! Oh, what deceit! PodPace now attempts to infiltrate this previously "secure" thread and throw us off the track. He tries to tell us he just "took a day off." Nay! Clearly, we have made our case that he was replaced by the Pods from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers to become the infamous PodPace. We have even NUMBERED our suspicions. giving them all the added weight they need, a technique honed directly from the pages of the National Inquirer (an impeachable source according to our experts, The Men in Black). And now, PodPace tries to incorporate warmth and humor into his previously "Just the facts, Ma'am" delivery of information. This is a KEY CLUE that this thread has been MONITORED by the Pod replacements of Pace and Ken. With that in mind, I implore you all not to reveal too much in this thread without securing your messages by an unbreakable code. In other words -- "ace-pay and en-kay are atching-way us. e-bay areful-cay." There. That should set the tone for these new, more deadly times we live in. Meanwhile, rest assured that everything is being done to liberate "The Editor", which we now learn may or may not be holding up in a little church in Bethlehem. (No. Not that Bethlehem! Bethlehem, Pennsylvania! Sheesh. thinking otherwise would be ... silly.) ntil-uay ext-nay ime-tay. (There! That should confuse the enemy. And most of us, as well.)
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| The Crusader |
posted 05-10-2002 07:35 AM
"A stitch in time is worth two in the bush." <drools> "You can't make an omelette without a rolling stone gathering moss." <stares> "Sticks and stones may kill all the lawyers." <eyes glimmer knowingly> (You may have ruined my speech, Mixed Metaphor Man, and reduced me to echo-y sounding voiceovers while I look knowingly at the camera, but I'm betting my comrades are smart enough to connect that last one to what's holding The Editor hostage and how he can be freed. Soon we'll both be free. And then I'll be as happy as a bedbug in a rug bites.) |
| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-10-2002 12:27 PM
Quotes from Crusador: -------------------------------------------- "A stitch in time is worth two in the bush." "You can't make an omelette without a rolling stone gathering moss." "Sticks and stones may kill all the lawyers."
And Glitch_Girl raises an interesting question when she follows the Blue Baron's lead and asks, "what about ADAM WEST?"
Think of it: PodPace has replaced the original IrrationalPace; Pro-thein has replaced the original SuperJew who was never that original to begin with; and Micheal Keaton, Val Kilmer and George Clooney have ALL replaced Adam West, something that poor Adam has NEVER GOTTEN OVER. So we see here a clear case of subtraction See! It all adds up! And Volt is right on the money when he smells the red herring that PACE is baiting us with. Although the monkey wrench reference is too deluded for even this thread, I fear, and may mean that Volt will soon go APE-sh**!. Irrational may think that this will all end when The Editor is released. But we have an even greater secret for him or them, or whoever has taken his, her or their place. We will not be satisfied with the RELEASE of The Editor. For now we know that they are also holding your friend and mine, "The Patch." Although, as I'm sure you will all agree with me, if they release The Editor -- with all his proper documentation, so that he travel freely throughout the internet -- we will take that as a goodwill gesture during these hard fought negoiations. So say I, so say us all ... ...except for those who don't say anything ... and the Irrational among us ... who simply agree to disagree in a somewhat agreeable way ... And of course, myself, because I hold a different opinion entirely. Godspeed, Editor. I hope you make it. ------------------ |
| Captain Comet |
posted 05-10-2002 12:52 PM
*does the Batusi* |
| Alaric |
posted 05-10-2002 05:10 PM
I've been having so much fun following this thread, I'm almost tempted to stop lurking in the shadows and actually post something... ...but I won't. |
| Volt |
posted 05-10-2002 05:39 PM
The time for journals might be over. Alaric has lied to us and himself by posting when he said he wouldn't, thus making himself prime suspect #1. I'm onto you Alaric. If you pick random letters from his post and put them together, what do you get? That's right: Irrational Pace!! Watch your back, and keep your ears open for a lightning bolt. If your hair stands up, that's Volt, getting ready to shock you. Volt ------------------ "Control electricity, and you control the world." [This message has been edited by Volt (edited 05-10-2002).] |
| Green Justice |
*A big cloud of smoke appears, the smoke clears and a coughing green hero is coughing in the smoke* Did anyone call for a web-slinger?! Err, I mean.. SHAZAM! Craps! Uhh, oh well.. *Cough cough* This smoke is making me forget my lines! Umm, anyways I know exactly where "The Editor" is! We need to find him and release it!! The Editor is in the *Passes out due to smoke inhilation* THUMP! *Green justice lies at the feet of Glitch_Girl* |
| Glitch_Girl |
posted 05-10-2002 06:54 PM
[quote]*Passes out due to smoke inhilation* THUMP! *Green justice lies at the feet of Glitch_Girl*[quote] ...and right on the crude trap mentioned 17 posts ago that everyone probably forgot about. SPROING!!! KATHUD!! "Ooo.. That's going to leave a mark," Glitch Girl winced as the green-clad hero was smacked into the upper branches of a tree by the triggered trap. There waws briefly a sound like twanging rubber and rustling leaves, and then all was quiet. Somwhere in the folliage,a slightly punch-drunk voice said "I'm AlriGHt..." Glitch Girl sighed and wondered if the Freedom Force had days like this. that was the thing about having a power like Glitch Aura(tm) that was totally unpredictable; it either left you completely nuts or painfully sane. For now, she seemed to mostly fall into the latter category. "Um.. Green Avenger? You sure you're okay?" There was a rustle amid the leaves overhead. "Of course I am, Ms. Bird, and thank you for asking. And how are the turnips doing today?" "I'll take that as a 'no'." ----- Oh no! Green Justice Concussed? Volt's Vietnam verses finished? Comet batusi-ing? The Crusader in the mad clutches of Mixed-Metaphor Man! Ancient Spirit hypothesyzing? And what of the Four-Eyed Avenger and hte Blue Baron? Oh, where will this mad plot EVER END?!?!?! [offstage voice: There's a plot?] Shh, you'll spoil it. Turn in next time Fredom Force Faithful, for answers to these questoins and less in the next posterior-numbing issue of FREEDOM FORCE: THE IRRATIONALPACE SAGA!! (PS: Green Justice, the stuff above was meant in fun and comedic effect, no malice intended) ------------------ See my skins at Electric Freedom [This message has been edited by Glitch_Girl (edited 05-10-2002).] |
| AncientSpirit |
posted 05-10-2002 11:50 PM
Quote from Glitch Girl: ----------------------------------------- (Glitch Girl looks down to see a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers sitting in a very obvious snare trap. A sign with an arrow on it says "4 Glytch Gurl") Glitch Girl: "You have GOT to be kidding me." SPROING!!! KATHUD!! "Ooo.. That's going to leave a mark," ... and leave a mark it did indeed!!! And a re-mark, as well, which was telling. But pray tell exactly WHAT was it telling? It was telling us that there was NO TELLING how far this might go. The crude trap that caught Glitch_Girl was actually quite sophisticated by PodPace's substandard means. Fortunately, the IrrationalGang gave themselves away again, or actually for the first time, since the last time they sold out it was for $39.95 plus tax. "Is there a plot to all this? Glitch Girl rightly asks us. (Not in so many words, of course, but fewer. Because brevity is the soul of wit, but this thread is not.) A rational man would respond yes, but clearly it is an IRRATIONAL PLOT, because it says so right on the box. And if you combine the CLUES "plot" and "box" ... that leads you to a single inescapable straight-jacket of truth: Irrational was been trying to BURY THE EDITOR until we - the forces of freedom - demanded his release. Already our collective voices have drowned out all reason and has even tempted Alaric to stop lurking in the shadows and take a stand. Will we stand for this??? Any fool can tell you that we will -- and so let me the first one. This is as clear to me as the REAL REASON Green Justice passed out at the feet of Glitch_Girl. And that was only to look up her dress!!!! Like a second grader! But who would do such a dastardly deed???? Only one man!! Yes, my friends, that means that Green Justice now stands revealed as ... MEGAMAN. So please ... don't try to tell ME that it is mere coincidence that Volt may abandon his War Journal. Because armed with this new and highly suspect information, and after VOLT cryptically found the letters spelling out IrrationalPace in Alaric's message, VOLT is about to give these evil doers THE SHOCK OF THEIR LIFE. We can only hope that Volt will tell us what this is. Because this revelation has left me ... of all people ... ME!!!! ... utterly ... SPEECHLESS. ------------------ |
| Hessky |
posted 05-11-2002 01:28 AM
Conspiracies? Have any of you actually considered the possibilites that: 1) Pace actually took his birthday off. 2) Super Jew is just a moron. 3) The Editor is simply being delayed by technical issues. The problem with psychologists is that if you dream about a tree they HAVE to interpret it as something. It never occurs to them that it was just a dream about a tree. Graduate of The Benjamin J. Grimm School of Superheroes. Point me at the bad guy and let me punch him while Reed is gabbing. [This message has been edited by Hessky (edited 05-11-2002).] |
| SheCat |
posted 05-11-2002 02:52 AM
Here I have been away a few measly weeks and reading the topic of this thread made me wonder "Pace? Have they lost some momentum, or what is this anyway...?" Then I learn that this thread sure have not lost its pace (nor have Irrational, seemingly), but if it carries on like this it will need to take a break soon -- the puls must be at 250 soon. Ah, no, that is my number of posts. And I won't even mention that in my absence all too many new faces have been seen and that maybe I am all of them, because I am not. I refuse to feed conspiracy threads, so there. Ahem. With that said, hello Pace, nice to see a new employee (or SOCL?) all there to pamper us more or less insane fans. Speaking for all of you, not me, of course, I am very sane. My nick here should give that away. Now you must all pardon me while I go cough up a furball. ------------------ |
| Alaric |
posted 05-11-2002 07:38 AM
Hmmm. Volt's theory about me seems intriguing. However, if you look under my name to the left of my original post, you'll see the phrase "Innocent Bystander". Now, if you look under Volt's name, you'll see it says "Super Hero". So to imply that I am anything other than an innocent bystander would be like saying that Volt is not actually a super hero, which is clearly ridiculous. Oh, umm... what I actually meant to say was... And so the mysterious Alaric has managed to inadvertantly insert himself into the tangled plotline. But is he Friend... or Foe? |
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