The Irrational PodPace Saga
by countless hoards

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1) Pace actually took his birthday off.

2) Super Jew is just a moron.

3) The Editor is simply being delayed by technical issues.
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Your thoughts have been given extreme and careful scrutiny, and then were rejected out of hand. Why? Because clearly you are an Innocent Bystander, it says so right under your name.

But is anyone really ever innocent? And clearly you are no longer a bystander because you did not stand by ... but took misdirected action instead when you entered without caution the landmines of this thread.

Thus, you have lied to us even before you spoke. Which is too bad because your post made more sense than most, which does not eliminate you from suspicion yourself. Rather it propels you into the limelight like some sour-tasting lemon among the posters here, all of whom are obviously fruits themselves. But sweet.

I hope this clears things up for you. It does for me.

Good work, citizen! Because the P not only rhymes with C, but rhymes with "T" which stands for TROUBLE ... right here in Patriot City ... which is clearly the "P.C". you have now decoded (and downloaded) for our own PCs.

I warn you now to watch your P's and Q's (even as you dot your I's and cross your T's) because now we are really getting somewhere ... though neither of us has a clue to where that might be. Or perhaps we do thanks to your tie-in between "Just in Case" and Justin Pace. This clue makes a strong and compelling case that Pace may be Irrational's final Ace, to be played in the base event that The Editor is NOT released with all due haste. (Hence the code name: "Just in Case.")

Again, my complements to your thinking as well as my compliments on the expression thereof, to wit.

I fear that we have finally found something to sink our teeth into but unfortunately it is not yet The Editor. Which really bites.

Don't you all agree?

Volt

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Electric Freedom

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Wait for Irrational to release any fixes. FFUBBL Power!

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolverine:
I was talkin about the guy whos name is posted in the topic. Pace sent it to me. Any clearer?

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Your logic is unwanted here!

So there you go? The weekend comes and goes and our beloved "Editor" has not yet been released from the tryannical grip of The Lawyers. The only thing that has been released is an Email. But the email hadn't been held hostage! So was it released or simply penned -- even as The Editor remains simlpy "penned up."

The enemy seeks to confuse you, Wolverine, even as I do. PodPace has sent you an email and you surmise that he is busy; yet one could assume from this message that AncientSpirit was busy, but we know that AncientSpirit is only busy writing. What makes you think the IrrationalGang is any different.

Long has it been written that the Medium is the Message -- but clearly we will never be satisfied until The Editor is at Large. And this is an extremely Small price to pay for Freedom compared to the $39.99 price to buy Freedom Force. Some have paid a far greater price in the name of freedom. (But they, I fear, have been ripped off.)

And what was this mysterious e-note regarding Ffubble. While I would never join a group that would have someone like me as a member, I am curious as to what new promises they've have not yet made that we can force them to keep, nonetheless ... and forever more.

Information is like candy that you bring to gradeschool. If you haven't brought enough to share with everyone you shouldn't have it yourself, at least not in class. Because to do so shows less class than previously shown.

We may also worry about you, good Wolverine, that the devious PodPace and Pod-replaced Ken are using you to create the APPEARANCE of being busy while they really are busy with nefarious plans that will hold The Editor hostage even longer.

And who are these mysterious Lawyers? And what are they hiding in their bulging legal briefs? Are they criminal attorneys? And if so, shouldn't we replace them with hero attorneys??? Are they civil attorneys? And if so, how can they call themselves civil when they insist on holding The Editor hostage and impeding his release?

Remember, it is destiny NOT to accept your fate. In short, I disagree with you. DO NOT SETTLE DOWN until the IRRATIONALGANG SETTLES UP by releasing The Editor that they promised to us under duress.

(And what they were doing under Duress, I'll never know. Because she should have slapped their faces silly.)

But of course, that's just my opinion.

You know, I tried to come up with a narration to follow this up, but honestly, after some of these posts... what can possibly top 'em?

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-Mea
a.k.a: Glitch Girl
"Flash, quit heckling the supervillain!" - John Stewart

Volt

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Electric Freedom

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-Mea
a.k.a: Glitch Girl
"Flash, quit heckling the supervillain!" - John Stewart

Exactly! No BODY messes with you, and what is not the body may first appear to be the Spirit, as in AncientSpirit, but he's too old to mess with anyone let along with someone who adds a sharp clause to his argument.

"But there is one other ..."

... who is not your sister, Luke (and why would your sister be named Luke, after all). And that "one" is the one known as the mysteriously displaced or replaced Pace, which we believe happened at his workplace "just in case" (which is almost an anagram of Justin Pace, only with some liberties taken, as pointed out earlier.)

Wolverine, you say it well when you say "a plot is in motion that must be stopped." And simple physics tells us it is the gravity of The Editor situation SHOULD bring this to a halt. EXCEPT that ... The Lawyers never seem to rest -- and their unspoken objections (only to us) won't allow us to court the Editor anytime soon.

So please don't confuse me with someone who would mess with you because I'm clearly too confused by all this conspiracy to start in with you. (And yet how can one REALLY be clearly confused? Is this question clear to you? Or confusing? But how can it be both?)
Or are you of two minds?

(My sig seems rather appropriate in this thread )

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Originally posted by Phishhed:
(My sig seems rather appropriate in this thread )

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Hello, who are you?What's going on and is there any way of stopping it?!?!
(Ford Prefect)

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But how to know that I know which one I am and not who I think I am? What if I am the crook behind all this and maybe even the arresting officer? And if I am the judge and jury as well, what will become of me?

Oh, and who will pay the fee to my lawyer, that being me too, maybe? Sue me? Who knows, maybe I am Sue too....

Someone please stop Earth, I wish to get off.

Hmmph. Ender is trying to cast doubt on me, which I like even less than when a tree casts its shadow on me in the middle of winter. Clearly EnderAKH is now a suspect. Just look at that name: EnderAKH. Why hasn't he ENDED the hostage situation yet? And as any hero with my level of deductive mastery will have surely ummmm....deducted...or something....by now, AKH stands for Also Kills Heroes. That's right, Ender Also Kills Heroes. Clever. Just like PodPace and Keyser Söze, he tried to hide right in front of us. Make no mistake about it, Super Jew, Pro-thein, megman, the Lawyers and The Irrational Gang are anything but the ususal suspects, although I'd love to round them up and brand them like cattle. Hmmmph...didn't mean to write that part down, but I'm using a pen, so there's nothing I can do about it now. *ahem* (Keep it together Volt...look tough....no one caught that) Put on your rubber undies Ender, 'cause Volt is coming for you with a sixpack of Bolt Cola riding shotgun! Lightning Bolt that is!!! (Whew...nice save if I do say so myself...and I do! High five!)

This is wolverine *ZZZZZZZshhhhhhhhhhh siberia *sshshshsssshshshshsh Pace to a chair *ZZZZZZZZZZ smoking man is really *hshshshshshhZZZZZZZZZZZshshsshshshshs need backup for once *ZZZZZZZZZ-------------------------------------- not lawyers at all but really-----------------ZZZZZZZZZZZZ* For Gods sake this is aweful! Dr. Doom almost has the *ZZZZZshshshshshshshhhhhhhhhhhhh* They see me i have to------------------- Please send help.-----------verine out.

End Broadcast Transmission

The conspiracy has reached fever pitch, as evidenced by the thermometer of posts which has already hit 108 and is still climbing.

Phishhed, who has already logged 528 posts, some of which (admittedly) were not posted to this thread, says it all when he says, "another red herring is thrown in the stew". And, Wolverine, you've quite a stew because you ADMITTED ... OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL ... that PodPace had been Irrationally in contact with you, if it were indeed him and not Justin Pace, his doppleganger who is actually the original and not a double at all.

If not for Wolverine's last **ZZZZZZZshhhhhhhhhhh** broadcast we might not know the conclusion of this incredible mystery. With all his best efforts, his broadcasts was gibberish, in keeping with this thread. He needs us to send help, and the names of all good therapists will be welcomed, naturally. And artificially.

Still, we must never escape the fact that all this is just a ploy to get us off track (which has already been derailed after negoiations fell through for the release of the Editor).

She-Cat tries to futher throw us off the scent by pretending that she is behind this. But She-Cat -- transposed -- is simply Cat-Woman -- whose beauty, while arresting, has never clawed its way up to the ugliness of a true arresting officer who is imposing society's conventions on those with arrested intelligence. Clearly, she-cat is no judge of who should be on this jury. She asks us if she will SUE? No. Rather she will SOW (mistrust) until we all SIGH. SO? What do we SEE here?

We see a Volt who is getting a charge from charging EnderAKH with complicity of this complexity. Volt thinks that's clever. But WHAT IF it is not clever ... but CLEAVER, (the sharper to kill the release of the Editor with).

We must soon DEMAND the release of The Editor, and AFTER he is released we should make these demands even stronger because Irrational will be in an even better position to comply.

IrrationalKen, PodPace ... I now OFFICIALLY ask you to SURRENDER The Editor now. Come out with your hands up or behind your back, and have nothing up your sleeve, because if we see arms, we will immediately attack.

On behalf of this ENTIRE thread -- and with only the exception of ALL who disagree, whom I obviously do not speak for, even though my lips are still moving -- WE GIVE YOU 48 MORE HOURS TO RELEASE THE EDITOR.

After that, we will negoiate more time since negoiating less time would be ineffective without the express help of TIMEMASTER, who admittedly is in your employ.

AGAIN, 48 HOURS. (Which is different than Another 48 Hours, the sequel.)

So say I, so say us all ... except those that don't.

PLEASE RESPOND.
(Or R.S.V.P., if you prefer.)

NEVER BEFORE have a I posted a new post to bump my own post but this was so important that I have finally done it again, for the first time.

Is it mere coincidence that IrrationalKen makes this claim within hours of the post above???? You may say, "Certainly" and you certainly may think you are right. But has ever an ultimatum without teeth bitten into the soul of the enemy without leaving even a TRACE of plaque???? I think not.

We brilliantly leveraged Murphey's Law -- and gave The IrrationalGang 48 Hours and then THREATENED to give them Another 48 Hours. And who in their right mind would want so much Eddie Murphy in one sitting, so they responded in the Nick of Nolte and announced the IMMEDIATE RELEASE of their hostage, The Editor.

Is this a ruse? Is this a trick? A sham? A con? Not at all! (Although it is obviously the clever use of a thesaurus!)

The only question now is, Is this truly a message from IrrationalKen or an irrational message of the Pod duplicate of Ken, which would just mean double trouble for all of us, this late in the game, which most of us have already finished.

IrrationalKen, if that was truly YOU who sent that message and not your Pod, please send us a sign.

Better yet, send us The Editor. Bring him out of hiding, give him all his documentation, and we will settle the score with you later (if ModForce allows us to keep score, that is).

And now that I have spoken directly to you, indirectly through this thread, please close your ears so you will not see what I tell the rest of my freedom fighters:

(NOTE: Coded for our protection

he-tay ext-nay attle-bay is or-fay the elease-ray of he-tay ero-hay, known-ay only as "he-Tay atch-Pay"

Methinks the Irrational Gang saw this thread and released the editor out of self defense.

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-Mea
a.k.a: Glitch Girl
"Flash, quit heckling the supervillain!" - John Stewart

THIS is the thanks I get? Do you realize that after I gave the IrrationalGang just 48 hours to release our beloved editor, that IrrationalKen made his announcement??????

Mere coincidence? Of course! (to non-believers, like myself)

But the noose of truth slips around the very neck of Ken's announcement as he REVEALS FOR THE FIRST TIME how closely the IrrationalGang has monitored this thread. There, THEY ADMIT that PodPace is in their employ. A clear fabrication that many will doubt, perhaps even PodPace himself, when he tries to cash an irrational paycheck and the bank clerks says, "Irrational? That makes no sense."

This is all about dollars and sense, boys and girls, make no mistake about it. And for my two cents, even the hasty release of The Editor is being done to throw us OFF our scents. Which now stinks like Peppy LePew.

Yes, a mystery is still underfoot like so much discarded chewing gum -- all pink and gooey and clinging, and working its way inside the crevices of the very soles of our shoes.

The Editor is being released, they say. And I say, "My work here is done." Or should I say undone? And now with Wolverine's post, unsung as well as undone.

Rally, my troops! Or rally my troops! Really rally. And do not tarry. For while The Editor may see the light of FREEDOM, the Patch is the next to be liberated.

I feel vindicated. And validated. And even slightly feverish right now.

And with that I leave you with this most important final thought:

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What will Ancient Spirit's final thought be?
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The time has come, the PodPace said, to speak of many things: Of meshers and modders, of communities in a sling...

I hate to end this thread on such a sad note, but after the release of our beloved editor, it must be clear that he has undergone INCREDIBLE torture, as we have in trying to get him to talk to us coherently.

I have taken him myself to the nearest bar and tried to get him loaded ... but with little success.

It is clear to me, if not to Mea, that many were right when they said they were wronged... but I was also wrong to think that the Editor would be right for those of us who, technically, do not know our right from our left.

PodPace has indeed replaced Justin Pace. And I, AncientSpirit, have learned that I am too old to compete with a plot so villanously confusing that some of us cannot even find the documentation that The Editor had hidden on him, despite a careful search in pockets of resistance.

Still, we have The Editor now. And my high hopes (for I must be high to have ANY hope left) is that through the next few days, which is to really say the next few months, the tiniest fraction of the faction here will break the code and break our fever of this "user-friendly" tool who, I fear, will soon have few friends left.

I will not start the mandatory thread announcing my immediate departure from these boards and this game ... simply because I have no intention of leaving, despite the constant pleadings of PodPace and IrrationalKen, who have offered to return my money in full, and then double it and double it again because I -- and I alone know their secret.

PodPace and IrrationalKen are one and the same, and neither is who I claim to be. For both of them together, as one, stand REVEALED BEFORE YOU NOW AS THE ONE AND ONLY... SHADOW!!!!!

For he/they know what lurks in the hearts of gamers ... and with the release of The Editor, they have shown us their POWER TO CLOUD MEN'S MINDS!!!!

Mine has been clouded since I began this thread so very very long ago last Monday. They said this thread could never last, but it has with every fiber of my soul, which is more of a polyester than a spandex.

To all of you who get The Editor to speak to you; my congratulations to both of you.

And to the rest of us, let us Rest In Peace knowing that the Patch will be coming next, and making far less sense than this.

P.S. If you do not hear from me for the next few days, and again I sincerely really mean many months, it is because I will be studying The Editor's documentation will all the diligence that I gave to the study of Italian -- another language that I do not speak fluently but cannot understand at all.

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And so it ended. We got our editor, the patch is still pending, and 90% of the board was recommended for psych evaluation.

FIN