Fiction Challenge #2:
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by SpiderJedi

Doctor manbot sat on the edge of the pier, bracing himself with a cargo crane so he wouldn't fall off. There he sat contemplating the meaning of life. The best he could come up with was drinking and assigning blame to Zapow for everything that ever went wrong.

The not so good Doctor looked out over the ocean and saw some Dolphins. "I wonder what they're thinking about" he mused silently as he poured a small tube of nitroglycerin into a pudding cup he was "saving" for the Saracen.

The King dolphin was thinking "Someday soon we shall take over this world. What have the humans made that is worth saving?"
One of his underlings telepathically piped up "Pizza, and Ken Po." The king smiled and answered "Yes, but it was nothing we couldn't have thought of eventually. Wait what is that?"
The court of dolphins gazed as a strange figure with large eyes and a black Morpheus style trenchcoat came surfing up on a loggerback turtle. "Impressive." The king thought. "he surfs against the tide. and he somehow manages to make the loggerback move faster than a Lambourghini. Why is he coming here?"

His highness' question was answered as SpiderJedi surfed up and dropped a web-bomb into the water. Soon all the dolphins had forgotted their brilliant plan and swam around aimlessly.

SpiderJedi turtle-surfed to the pier and leapt skyward, landing on the crane ten feet above DMB. He just smiled downward and said "Now can I have a job? I just saved the world from Dolphins."

Doctor Manbot laughed and belched at the same time and said "If you can do that, aren't you better off working for my Opposition, Valandar?"