Fiction Challenge #4:
Lord Pisces' Group Therapy Sessions
by Lord Pisces

It was an average morning in Patriot City, while many people rushed to work. All of a sudden 2 armed thugs stopped in front of a seafood restaruant.

"You ready Paul?" Asked the taller one.

"I don't know Benny," Paul replied, "I hear this is where Lord Pisces comes to chow. If he catches us, which he most likely will, he's gonna electro-punch us until we're dead!"

"Do you know how else we're gonna get the money to buy Pinstripe a turkey this Thanksgiving?" Benny answered.

"Okay, lets make it quick before he decides to go on patrol." said Paul.

Meanwhile, in the Patriot City Super Hero/Villain therapy center, Nuclear Winter sat on a couch in a fancy room. A door opened and in walked Liberty Lad to another couch as Lord Pisces walked in and did the same.

Then a woman dressed in green walked in and sat on a chair, smiling sweetly.

"Hello boys!" she said happily. "My name is Mrs.Goodwalker. You are here because the local athouraties thought you acted strangely and needed some help. Let's introduce ourselves starting with you, with the yellow cape."

"My name is Lord Pisces, I moved here from Canada to fight evil. My Mom and Dad are the most Powerful Super Heroes in the world and they're out of the planet right now."

"My name is Nuclear Vinter. I come here from mother land to take over this capatalist country."

"My name is Liberty Lad. I got shot and became a Super Hero."

"Okay boys." said Mrs. Goodwalker. "I'm going to read through the reports the athouraties gave me and work through your problems, starting with you Mr. Vinter."

"His real name is Winter, it's just his funny accent." whispered Lord Pisces.

"Do not make fun of my accent American swine!"

"I am a Canadian swine! Never call me American!"

"Boys!" shouted Mrs. Goodwalker "Be seated! Now Mr. Winter, your report says you and a fellow named Pinstripe dressed up as Snoopy and the Red Baron in the jail and asked the guard for candy."

"It vas Halloveen."

"You celebrated Halloween in the jail?" exclaimed the therapist.

"Comarade Vu told us to."

"Oh, I see." She said this understandingly but on her clipboard she wrote "Funny Farm" next to his name. "Thank you, there's an Armoured car ready to take you back to jail."

"Always vith the armoured cars!" he muttered as he left. "I mean, I can walk to jail alone."

"Now Mr. Lad..."

"HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!" screamed Lord Pisces. "Mr. Lad, oh that's priceless!"

Ignoring him the therapist continued. "The police said you were throwing live Grenades at Turkeys."

"Minute Man said It was my turn to get the turkey."

"I understand." said Mrs. Goodwalker writing "Funny Farm" next to his name. "You can go now. As for you Mr. Pisces, you were seen running out screaming from a Karaoke house and you punched the first person you saw, which was a police officer."

"They were playing a song from Dr. Manbots Top 10 trackz cd. It was so bad it drove me crazy."

"It also says you whacked El diablo on the head with a Trout."

"He beat me in chess and... GOOD GRAVY! My seafood restaraunt is being robbed! I've got to..."

"Mr. Pisces! Be seated! We are not done yet!"

"But we only have 3 lines left counting this one!"

"And if you don't sit, it will become 6 lines, Understand?"

All of a sudden Lord Pisces Punched the Therapist.

"Sorry, but somethings are more important than being sane, like Seafood. Aw, This took 4 lines! End story so I can Electro-Punch those guys until they're dead!"

THE END